Crowned, yet none of them will be Winners

If you know me, you probably know that I, Jessica, am not a fan of too many reality shows. There are some I watch, yes. But not too many. I’m not someone who does the whole American Idol thing. (I do, however, watch the much cooler version of the show that’s on in the summer: Rock Star). However, with nothing on TV…and the fact that the CW tends to lure me into watching their stupid reality shows at least once (The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll, anyone?) So, I was sucked in and I watched Crowned tonight. I’d also caught some of the first episode.

I don’t think mothers and daughters would submit themselves for a reality show to be observed as crazy creatures of bad habits. But with the added bonuses of ‘win prizes, compete, wear a crown, be a beauty queen!’ the CW has tricked mothers and daughters into doing it anyway!

Miss Teen USA from 1995 was the only person they could get to help the show’s episode tonight. If this show was better and had substance or was at least fun like a Top Model show, they could probably get more well-known people. I would say that as the show goes on that more people more volunteer to be on the show, but I’m praying that this show doesn’t last more than one season. At least 1995’s Miss Teen USA knew what she was talking about. Of course, how hard was it to tell them all that they were wearing horrible stuff? Was it a requirement to be fashionably challenged to compete on this show?
The mothers and daughters didn’t like being critiqued in a line - but that’s why they’re on this show, so why are they complaining? “In my wildest dreams I would never think of parading myself around in a swimsuit,” said one of the Mom’s. Um..okay, but that’s half (okay, not really half) the point of the show.

Miss Teen USA from 1995 had a really cut haircut, and nice skin. What moisturizer do you think she wears?

Everyone started picking on the prettiest mother/daughter team because they won. Apparently everyone thinks that they have bad noses. I’m so glad they aren’t shallow. (Sarcasm.)

All the contestants then did a fitness routine (designed by their daughters). Apparently only one team had talent in doing this.

I forget, is this supposed to be a comedy or a reality show?

At the end, “The Realists” were ‘de-sashed’. Funnily enough, almost every other contestant was crying on stage, except for the two realists. They’re probably to busy keepin’ it real, huh?

Who are we kidding, they wanted the crowns. They cried backstage.

For more on this show, see: Sirlinksalot.net: Crowned links 

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