“My name is Paris. His name is Earl. …That name is not hot, ew.”

Paris Hilton has landed a spot on NBC’s My Name is Earl. She will be playing herself, in a dream sequence. Who would be dreaming about her? They’re talking about a nightmare, right? She is pretty terrifying.

It’s no surprise that Paris will be playing herself. Even when she’s cast as a character with another name, she’s almost always playing herself - a rich and bratty blonde girl. She’s also been on the TV shows: Veronica Mars, The O.C., Las Vegas, George Lopez, and American Dreams.

For movies, she’s done the same thing, having cameo’s in movies like Raising Helen and Zoolander, as herself. Oh goodness, that must be exhausting!

The creator of My Name is Earl, Greg Garcia, issued this short statement about Paris Hilton:

“When we wrote the role of ‘Paris Hilton’ in the script, we weren’t exactly sure who to go with for the role. But after an exhausting search we finally settled on a relatively unknown actress by the name of Paris Hilton. I can’t wait to see what she does with the role, and I can’t wait for America to discover her.”

I sort of doubt Paris got the sarcasm. I imagine she erupted into tears after rolling her eyes. Here is a graphic that might help you imagine the scene:

I’m afraid,

Jessica Rae

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