Do you enjoy random meme’s? (Me, too.)

Bonjour! No, I’m not French, I can hardly speak it thanks to my oh-so brilliant idea to take Spanish language courses and then French language courses, giving me the unique talent of speaking a hybrid of both languages in a manner I suspect no one can understand - except me. I thought I’d do something a little fun here, and do a meme. If you are wondering ‘what the frak is a meme?‘ then check out this link from thedailymeme.com.

I found a fun meme by the livejournal user Austere_Flare. (I don’t know them, I just googled for ‘fandom meme’s. Oh, how I love the Interweb!)

Note: Please excuse that the paragraph breaks aren’t working properly for every question, we’re working with a new format that seems to have a few kinks.

Choose 10 characters (preferably from the same fandom) and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done!

My ten characters

1. Anya (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

2. Nikki Grant (Big Love)

3. Capt. Malcolm ‘Mal’ Reynolds (Firefly)

4. Veronica Mars (ditto!)

5. Winifred ‘Fred’ Burkle (Angel)

6. Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)

7. Emily Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)

8. Paris Geller (Gilmore Girls)

9. James ‘Sawyer’ Ford (Lost)

10. Charlie Pace (Lost)

1. Characters 4, 9 and 10 are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins? Veronica, Sawyer and Charlie? Veronica and Charlie would be nice to each other but Sawyer would give Veronica sass and she’d have Charlie help her (not that she needs it) to cheat and beat Sawyer and win 50 bucks, which she’d then split with Charlie. I don’t know what they’d play - is Pac Man still around? 2. Make up an e-mail address for 6. Oh, I know! coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeenownownow@somethinglalala.com is the e-mail address Lorelai would make, but she’d never remember it and she’d get so frustrated that she’d just make “brakesfortacos’ her e-mail. This is aside from her professional e-mail for work. Which I think Michelle would have set to ‘LGilly’ - mwahaha. 3. If 8 had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it? Oh, I’m sure Paris has an iPod. She has podcasts from NPR or something saved on it. She also has records of herself repeating notes from class. She listens to them while she sleeps. Her brain will explode someday. 4. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit? I would ask where Jack Shepard was! Kiiidding. I don’t know. I don’t have a huge crush on Sawyer so it’s not like I’d attack him with my lips. 5. Do you think 6 and 4 are made for each other? Lorelai and Veronica? I can see there being some respect, but I don’t see a fall wedding in the future. Maybe a winter one, if they get really bored?

6. 1 challenges 3 to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how? Oh no - why on earth would Anya challenge Mal? She’d lose. Hopefully Mal would only scare her a little. Unless Anya got back her powers, which would make it an unfair fight!

7. 7, 2 and 1 order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices? Emily, Nikki and Anya? Let’s see. Emily would say they should forgo Pizza if they’re not in Italy and get busy reserving a table at some fancy restaurant. Nikki and Anya would both agree that Emily has forfeit her topping choice. Nikki would want mushrooms cause they’re kind of healthy. Anya would want pineapple. Nikki would call her a heathen. Emily would come back in and ask if they’ll toast almonds for her topping. Um, this would be funny.

8. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it? Anya would want to eat ‘how to get revenge/scorn men’ and she would be an expert. Watch out!

9. 5 and 10 go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do? Fred and Charlie? Oh my…I guess I could almost kinda see them together. I bet someone has written fanfiction where they pair them together!

10. 8 sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7. What song would s/he dedicate and why? Paris singing to Emily? Hmm… uh, how about Heart and Shoulder by Heather Nova? Paris would be drunk and Emily would be upset so naturally Paris wants to sing to Emily so she feels better. I just hope Emily is drunk too, or she’s going to have a headache.

11. How would 8 court 6? Paris would just call Lorelai 15 times every day. And that’s not counting in the e-mails and visits.

12. Describe the relationship between 2 and 8 in the canon. Would you change it? Why? Not in the same canon, sorry. N/A

13. In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 and why? Mal + Lorelai. He could respect her independence. Or maybe Veronica? Actually, yea. Mal + Veronica.

14. 2 has a dream where 10 tells him/her to save 1, who is facing certain doom. What would 2 do? Nikki dreams Charlie tells her to save Anya. Nikki might think it was like, a message from God. So who knows what she might do, she’d probably do nothing until the very end where she would tell Bill that Anya was in trouble and he would fix things. Why would Charlie be psychic? Did Desmond pass along his powers? Fun!

15. 9 and 6 are about to get married, until 3 crashes their wedding and abducts 9 against his/her will. 6 follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, 1. They must then hijack some form of transportation from 8 in order to get to 3’s lair, where they must fight against 3’s evil zombified minions. What will happen next? Sawyer and Lorelai? Mal kidnaps Sawyer cause he stole his cows or something. Lorelai and Anya get something from Paris - probably money. Paris’ evil minions are Madeline and Louise so it would be a tough fight with hair-pulling. They would be defeated, though. Lorelai and Anya would save Sawyer but then they’d remember a sale going on at Barney’s and take off for a bit.

16. 8 receives a gift from 9. Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside? Paris gets a gift from Sawyer? She’d make someone else open it. Inside would be something mildly insulting (but not gross).

17. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home? Veronica loves animals so yes, she’d take it home and try to find where the creature belongs. She’d make signs and stuff. She’d discover something seedy going on with whoever owns the animals, and we’d have a plot for the episode!

18. 8 is dared by 4 to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7. Write a short dialogue about this.

Paris, Veronica, Emily? This just could never happen. I can see Veronica daring Paris, but I can’t see Paris doing it. Veronica: “Go on, give her something to live on for.” Paris: “She’s had a good life, she won’t mind going now. I have standards.” Veronica: (sarcastically) “Do you have a card with your rates?”
19. What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5? A cute and simple smiley

20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1’s life, how would you change it? She would live! And, find love. And win the lottery.

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