Martha Stewart Should Watch Her Back, Says Me, the Authority on Nothing!

So, since I have strange ideas of someday being a domestic goddess I put on the Martha Stewart show this morning, and they were talking about mint or something. But then it was interrupted by an ABC Live News special for President Bush to greet Pope Benedict.

I have no idea which is more boring.

I’m kidding. Martha Stewart sometimes has interesting guests. So: Martha: 1. The Pope: 0. Even Bush looked bored.

Since I didn’t get enough domestic goddess time with five minutes of Martha, I shall go to some of my favorite blogs with actual goddesses of creative means. They do stuff that rivals the stuff Stewart does. Ergo, here enters the subject title of my post.

Cream Puffs in Venice has me salivating already with a picture of Cannoli Cake. I wonder how badly I’d mess up the recipe. Carrie Bradshaw (Sex and the City) was never much of a baker either. So, I’m in good company. But I can imagine her going to Charlotte’s kitchen and baking this for her new beau, Mr. Big. I wonder if it’s too late to incorporate it into the movie? Uh, have their people call me - I mean, my people. Yea, cause I have people. (Anyone wanna be my people?)

And, omg - this is kind of random but a baby in a bear coat is really the best thing you’ll see all day, so check out Oh Happy Day. I found that link from A Cup of Joe. And, on there, I found that Joanna Goddard loves Jim and Pam (The Office) as much as we do! Yay.

Smitten Kitchen has me totally wanting to make Whole Wheat Apple Muffins. To mock me, Deb writes that she’s eating one as she types her post. WELL THAT IS UNFAIR, I didn’t even have time to make them and she’s - bragging! (I’m kidding, she isn’t - but she should, they look delicious.)

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