Heroes’ Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia: Love the Couple, or Not?

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia. You hear those names together a lot these days, and not just because they’re both on the TV show Heroes. Love them or hate them, they are dating. Since I know some love that fact, and some don’t – I am going to accommodate you all! I have three pictures of them here, and I’ve made two versions of what they could have been saying in each picture. One version is for people who don’t like the relationship, the other version is for people who like the couple.

If you don’t like the couple:

Hayden: Oh God, are people seeing us together? This is really bad. I don’t want them to think we’re dating. No offense…

Milo: None taken. I’m just keeping my head down low, and hope they mistake me for someone else.

If you like the couple:

Hayden: Oh man, my lips are so chapped from all of that making out we did during the movie. Do you have my lip balm?

Milo: Let me check.

If you don’t like the couple:

Hayden: Hey, that is a really cute crystal duck, can we go see it?

Milo: No. Listen, I’m only helping you pick out a gift for your boyfriend for 20 more minutes, then you’re just going to buy him a giftcard. I can guarantee you that he doesn’t want a crystal duck.

If you like the couple:

Hayden: Do you think I’d look better with dark hair like that model in the Victoria’s Secret store window?

Milo: *Doesn’t even look, so sweet* No way, I love you and your golden hair. You don’t have to change anything.

If you don’t like the couple:

Milo: God, I hope no one thinks I’m some perv that’s abducting you from the mall.

Hayden: I’m not that young and short… *scowl*

If you like the couple:

Milo: If anyone yells anything obscene at you again I’m going to beat them up, sweetie.

Hayden: It’s okay. I just want to go home and cuddle. And unless you think it’s too kinky, maybe you can yell obscene names at me in bed.

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Hey – she said it, not me!

Pictures are from hayden-panettiere.com

Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall was Hayden’s mom in some movie about Ice Skating (which I actually saw, but please, stop judging me – I know what you did last summer!) called Ice Princess. If that is what Hayden will look like when she’s older, then she’s lucky. You can see a recent picture of Cattrall shooting for the Sex and the City movie at FashionWindows.com.

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