Crazy Tom Cruise Has Plans to Be Crazy on The Oprah Show. Shocking!

According to People, Tom Cruise is ready to get back on the horse. I mean, couch. Or… was it a chair? Well, I don’t suppose it really matters. By now you know what I’m talking about. Cruise is returning to The Oprah Winfrey Show. And I don’t know if anyone can stop him. Aliens can melt through steel doors with their eyes, right?

Could anyone possibly still be a fan of Tom Cruise? If you are, that is reason enough to doubt your sanity. There may be something wrong with every religion, but crazy alien-worshiping scientologists are a horrible cult. Tom, of course, is like their master. Poor Suri is the alien princess in training, and Katie Holmes is starving herself to death just to get free (not that it matters, she probably signed one of those contracts where you commit to scientology for ‘a billion years’) - but that is all old news.

Look for this during May sweeps. Oh, boy.

Original picture is from Starpulse.com.

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