Paris Hilton Confesses Her New MTV Show is a Fraud
Paris Hilton on Letterman Thursday night was funny. And I don’t mean she was, I mean the segment was – because Letterman is a master of making fun of her without her hardly even noticing.
On the show, she probably scared her boyfriend half to death when she basically said she wants to marry him (unless ‘forever’ means something else to celebrities). She also basically admitted that her show is a fraud. She said it isn’t really to find her a best friend, since she already has one. Still, the aim of the show, as promoted, is to find her a best friend. Oh, you wacky Paris! I suppose the title of the show means that Paris will be THEIR BFF, and not that they’ll be Paris’ – tricky, TRICKY.
Why do you think this picture of Paris Hilton is weird? Are you trying to tell me you don’t chill out in your pad, drinking champagne in a can like this? How can you live with yourself?
My favorite part was when they were talking about the lame Ken Paves/Jessica Simpson hair extensions knockoff (which is equally, if not more, lame – how can I decide which is worse?).
David: Are they expensive?
Paris: No, they’re just $79.00
And she was totally serious. To her, that’s nothing. But seriously, know your target audience! It’s tweens and teens, who are going to beg their parents for this product, and it will only be later that the little tweens realize that what they’ve got attached to their head is something like a dead rat.
As a responsible citizen I need to tell you that Paris’ has her song playing on the site. So please visit it at your own risk: dreamcatchers.com
Paris Hilton is 99% more moron than I can handle.
Picture from parishiltonjustme.com
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kerstin | May 10, 2008 | Reply
hmm. No, I don’t think I’ve ever sat around my house drinking champagne from a can and flashing my crotch at people. Oh. AND half my chest. I didn’t notice at first that she’s practically falling out of the shirt that’s so close in color to her fake tan.
I know all sorts of people say Paris is really a genius and she’s playing this character and blah blah blah. but. I’m sorry, I just can’t make myself believe it. Wouldn’t you want to create a character to turn yourself into that WASN’T a total trainwreck all the time?
Jessica Rae | May 11, 2008 | Reply
Well I think we’ve got plans for next weekend – you bring the skanky clothes, I’ll bring the canned champagne! And yea – that top is ridiculous.
She is so not a genius. A genius wouldn’t do this stuff.
amarnra | Jul 19, 2009 | Reply
I genius maight produce a character that is a total train wreck all the time to lead people off the fact that they ‘might’ be a genius. Even so I dont think she is because of the way she speaks and acts towards others.