I Don’t Like Grey’s Anatomy, and I Don’t Want to be Nicole Richie
I severely don’t like Grey’s Anatomy. However, I have seen bits and pieces – enough to reference it in a jaded and cynical manner, as well as really dislike all of the characters. And that’s all that counts.
Here is super exclusive access to part of an AIM conversation I had today:
Jessica: my brain hurts, can you drill into my skull to relieve the pressure?
Brittany: Yes, since you asked nicely.
Jessica: thank you!
Brittany: Sure thing!
Jessica: i think they did it on an episode of grey’s anatomy, it’s no big deal.
Brittany: I don’t have a drill but I do have an electric tooth brush; you think if I fitted something sharp on the end it would work?
Jessica: probably. I mean, you’ll sanitize it, right?
Brittany: Oh yeah, I’ll blow on it, get all the germs off.
Jessica: this is sounding sexual.
Brittany: I try and make everything I do sexual.
Jessica: you realize i’m gonna quote this on sc, right?
Jessica: you’re going to be outted as such a big ho.
Brittany: Hey, I’ll take fame any way I can get it.
Brittany: It worked for Paris!
Jessica: print that on your business cards.
Brittany: But if you compare me to her I will have to kill you.
Jessica:you have better hair, for one.
Brittany: I don’t know, I mean no one’s asked me to market my own line of extensions. Yet.
Jessica: the time will come.
Jessica: does this mean i have to marry a semi-rocker guy and have a baby? ugh. i get no fun.
Oh – and then later when Brittany asked me if I knew a Kate chick, the only Kate I could think of off the top of my head was the character on Lost! 
My mind is so TV-ified. I love it. Maybe I shouldn’t drill into it. What would Dr. House do? WWHD?
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Brittany | May 15, 2008 | Reply
I can’t think of any Nicole that I’d want to be. Not Nicole Ritchie, or Nicole Sheraspberryzinger, or…well, that’s all the Nicole’s I know.
Jessica Rae | May 15, 2008 | Reply
AHEM. Kidman! We still like her.
kerstin | May 16, 2008 | Reply
yesssss. Someone else who doesn’t like Grey’s Anatomy!
I sometimes start to wonder if I am the only one when people at work start gushing about it.
Jessica Rae | May 17, 2008 | Reply
We can bond in mutual dislike of this show!
Taylor Blue | May 17, 2008 | Reply
I HATE Grey’s Anatomy too! We should all have a party! I have never watched it or do I care too…
We all rock!
Taylor Blue | May 17, 2008 | Reply
I put in the wrong email address…darn it…here is the right one..
Jessica Rae | May 18, 2008 | Reply
Yaaay, Taylor – we totally should do this. A party with anti-Grey’s stuff. I don’t know exactly what that would be, but something! We could make a list: ‘things we’d rather do than watch Grey’s Anatomy’
Taylor Blue | May 18, 2008 | Reply
That is a great idea…you know I thought I was alone in hating that show!