Paris Hilton Wears a Hat Even SJP Would Say WTF To

Dear Paris,

Sarah Jessica Parker can pull off crazy hats and make them look ten shades of fabulous. Do you want to chance a guess at how people think you look in a crazy hat? (Hint, it rhymes with lazy - which I’m told you are.) Crraaaazzzyyy. Yup. The fact that it looks hopelessly tacky doesn’t help. Just between you and me - you had this thing rigged up real fast by using old Easter decorations and fishing wire, right?

Always impressed by how you manage to not choke on water,

Jessica

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