Paris Hilton Wears a Hat Even SJP Would Say WTF To
Dear Paris,
Sarah Jessica Parker can pull off crazy hats and make them look ten shades of fabulous. Do you want to chance a guess at how people think you look in a crazy hat? (Hint, it rhymes with lazy – which I’m told you are.) Crraaaazzzyyy. Yup. The fact that it looks hopelessly tacky doesn’t help. Just between you and me – you had this thing rigged up real fast by using old Easter decorations and fishing wire, right?
Always impressed by how you manage to not choke on water,
Jessica
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kerstin | May 17, 2008 | Reply
It kind of looks like a wedding cake fell on her head.
Jessica Rae | May 18, 2008 | Reply
She should be so lucky.
Rund | May 10, 2009 | Reply
I think Paris looks really pretty in this picture and the hat may look a little out of place but saying that sjp looks better is what I CALL CRAZY… i mean look at her in this link:
http://www.thefedoralounge.com/showthread.php?t=30580