A Dad to Rival Keith Mars. Or: Guess Who’s Leading the Anti-Aniston/Mayer Rebellion!
By Jessica Rae on May 19, 2008 in Commentary, News/Gossip
I totally come through and make good on all my promises. At least the ones I remember and/or actually want to. Huzzah! So, I told my Dad I was going to dedicate a post to him, and heeeeere it is! Initially, I was going to talk about how he’s all super-wonderful and how he reminds me wonder-dad, Keith Mars (Veronica Mars). If you can’t have a Gilmore Girls Mom, this is really just as great.

I have decided to tell you just a fraction-small reason of WHY my Dad is fun. (This is besides the fact that he likes to say his name is Toby Maguire, while he doesn’t like the actor.) A perpetual channel surfer (a horror to me, who never wants to miss a single second of the show I’m watching) my Dad flips around to all channel’s. So, the other day we were on some entertainment show and they were talking about Jennifer Aniston (our dear Rachel Green from Friends) and John Mayer, swimming. Which is apparently world breaking news, or something. But unless they were swimming in lava, I don’t think I care.
What ensued was then a conversation about how my Dad did not approve of this relationship (for no actual reason). I wish I had a copy of the conversation, because I’ll never do it justice. I decided to try and explain to him about fanlistings, and how almost everyone famous has one, along with couples (I think). I don’t really know much about them, I’ve never joined one.
Anyway, I was telling him how there was probably a Jen/John fanlisting and how if he should start an anti-fanlisting. He did express interest in leading some sort of rebellion. However, he did not understand the concept of fanlistings. It was very amusing while he stated his illogical case of why the couple should not be.
I laughed, and laughed, and then I had some raspberry green tea. All in all, a good day!
(said facetiously) Dad: “What was I going to say? It must have been important because it was going to come from me.”
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On May 19, 2008, kerstin said:
I want to see people swim in lava. You should photoshop them swimming in lava. ESPECIALLY since your photoshopping of Mary-Kate (or was it Ashley? who can tell?) Olson was SO hilarious!
And. I don’t blame your dad. Toby Maguire is just a pretty awesome sounding name. Unique but not totally bizarre and it has a nice flow to it. I should make up an alter ego for myself.