What We Talk About When We Talk About Steve Carell : His Nose & Saving Babies
Oh, Steve Carell. I know why it is you laugh so heartily.
This is a conversation that I had earlier:
“Steve Carell is on the news.”
J: “What did he do, save a flying baby?” Yes. This was my first instinctual response.
“No – I mean he’s on the radio, he’s being interviewed.”
J: “Oh. So, what you’re saying is Steve Carell did not save a flying baby.”
“This would be correct.”
J: “So, what? He hates babies and won’t help them?”
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This is when my mission became clear to me: I need to ask ridiculous questions about celebrities and see what reactions I can elicit. My target celebrity here is Steve Carell. My first victim will be my friend, Kerstin. She is an unsuspecting smarty-type who does a job I can’t pronounce. Then again, I can’t even pronounce ‘foyer’ half the time.
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J: What do you think about Steve Carells’ nose?
Kerstin: I have honestly NEVER thought about his nose at all.
J: That is a very poor answer. Would you care to rethink that? There is still time to think about his nose.
Kerstin: I think he has one.
Kerstin 
Kerstin: It’s slightly weird but suits his face.
J: Oh, weird you say? That’s rude!
J: He never insulted you!
Kerstin: lol
J: Ah. Now the remorse is crushing your very soul.
Kerstin: Eh. My soul was crushed long ago.
I’ll try to work on a soul re-inflation project for her.
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Alison | Jun 16, 2008 | Reply
I can’t believe Kerstin hasn’t even ONCE thought about his nose. O.o
I obviously have no idea what he’s like – he may very well be sweet but, that said, but he repulses me on a basic level. I highly doubt I’ll see anything with him in it. My reaction to him is to A- run screaming or B-hit him repeatedly. idk why. *shrug* He just seems ANNOYING.
spamalot | Jun 17, 2008 | Reply
I saw a side view of his nose on “The Office” once and I thought, “Man, you could put a quarter up that thing!”. But I love him. And he would indeed have the power to save babies.
kerstin | Jun 17, 2008 | Reply
lol. I’m FAMOUS now! I actually had to google pictures of him so I could formulate a thought about his nose for you. That’s how much I have NOT thought about his nose.
Let me know when the soul re-inflation plan is complete
Jessica Rae | Jun 18, 2008 | Reply
Yes, you are always famous to me! I think your soul is pretty wonderful, missy. But I can send it hugs and flowers and kittens
Sometimes all you need is just a good song… just, not sung by me. haha.
Kristan Rios | Aug 14, 2008 | Reply
I love Steve Carell’s nose. it is very cute and attractive! So is those nasal passages. sooooooooo cute and hot! I always think about him and his nose. His character The Mayor of Whoville on Horton has a very cute nose also. When he played on Get Smart him and Don Adams put together they would make the cutest nose duo of the century!
kerstin | Feb 23, 2009 | Reply
This was a long time ago. But now I’ve started watching “The Office” and I’m in love with it, so I feel badly for not being more complementary toward Steve Carell and his nose.
I love you, Steve Carell! Thank you for making me laugh!
Jessica Rae | Feb 23, 2009 | Reply
We will consider all former comments redacted, Kerstin
*Puts it in the special filing cabinet*