Dr. Phil to Guest Star on MTV’s The Hills?

TVGuide.com posted the top twelve TV moments of the past week. Why did they use twelve and not the usual number of ten? I’m not psychic (alas!), so I don’t technically know. But here are some of the highlights!

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

6. Worst-Written Exit: When Dr. Hahn finds out about the whole Izzy-Denny heart-stealing scandal on Grey’s Anatomy, she tells Callie she’s going to report it to a higher authority. But despite how much Callie hated Izzy from her George days, she sticks up for her fellow doctor. And apparently Callie’s loyalty to Izzy leaves Hahn storming away after some harsh comments.

I haven’t watched Grey’s Anatomy in forever and a year, but I somehow wound up seeing the end of the show, which was this exact scene. I realized that Izzy has really great hair - and that the long bob is the new ‘Rachel’. It’s also nice to see Jeffrey Dean Morgan again. (Hiii, cutie McCute.) Dr. Hahn seemed rather cranky so it’s probably good that she’s hitting the road.

5. Best Moment of Unity: In a debate not-quite moderated by Oprah, 30 Rock’s Tracy Jordan and Jenna Malone argue over who has it worse in America: women or black men. Both cite Adrian Brody kissing Halle Berry as a flagrant example of men/whites thinking they can do whatever they want.

You guys - I’m gonna be honest here, which is hard since I try to spend my entire weekend swathed in lies and diamonds (see, that’s a lie) - I watched this episode TWICE. I loved the Halle Berry/Adrian Brody reference and dammit if I didn’t end up watching Oprah today because she was on 30 Rock last night. Next week with Jennifer Aniston looks ten shades of fabulous fun.

3. Most Confusing Exit: The Hills’ Heidi gets fired from Bolthouse Productions, but can you really get fired from a job you probably only had for TV in the first place? Looks like she’ll have to make her singing career her day job.

HA! *Snerk* Yea. Montag NEVER would have even been hired if she hadn’t been on The Hills. Not to mention all of the quick undeserving promotions she got to keep her happy. I guess Botlhouse realized it was a lot of PR for them, but BAD PR. I was very glad when Elodie screwed Montag over in that one episode. I guess I can’t stop admitting how much of this stupid show I’ve watched… Uh, anyway! What I realize about The Hills is that it’s like constant self-analyzing and therapy sessions. So…when is Dr. Phil’s cameo? I nominate him to call the girls on their BS and end the nonsense.

Read the rest: TVGUIDE.COM’S TOP TWELVE TV MOMENTS OF THE WEEK: The Must-See Moments Everyone Is Buzzing About