See Madonna’s Crazy Arms in Concert, if you DARE!
Madonna's arms scare me.
It’s not even Thanksgiving yet, but already I’ve seen some Christmas-themed commercials. Cue my eyes rolling. But as we can’t ignore that Christmas is coming (I don’t want to ignore that fact, I just don’t feel the need to jump the proverbial gun) this means that the inevitable concerts by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra have begun. And while 11 months out of the year you might never consider seeing these guys, in December even the most cynical of us seem to suddenly embrace all holiday music. (Note: I listen to Billy Idol’s Christmas album, thank you.)
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Do you think Madonna has replaced her arms with robotic arms? I wouldn’t mock her for signs of aging (if she ever gets any) - but weird bulging muscles remind me of Arnold Schwartzenegger.
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Ali | Nov 14, 2008 | Reply
She’s so gross. I can’t stand the woman. Why won’t she just go away? x_x
Jessica Rae | Nov 14, 2008 | Reply
Madonna wants to live forever and never go away. It’s up to the world to battle her. :p
Mykal | Nov 18, 2008 | Reply
Billy joel? Really? Thats. new. An the Trans-siberian Orchestra? Do i need to be imprisoned in some swank european gulag to see them or are they here? Madonna is a freak of nature. she refuses alot. time. age. rationality. common sense. The list, i assure you, probably goes on a long-long way from there. We should totally mock those arms. An why? Cause she gets all the love that a man named A-ROD. Can give. Ya he DOES.
Jessica Rae | Nov 18, 2008 | Reply
I said Billy Idol, not Billy Joel. I love Billy Joel, too - but I don’t think he has a Holiday album!
Beej the Pink Sheep | Nov 18, 2008 | Reply
I judge a singer’s talent by their Christmas album. Specifically “Oh Holy Night.” If you can sing that song, you can sing. If it’s not on your album, you’re nothing more than a pop-tart.
Jessica Rae | Nov 18, 2008 | Reply
I love (most) of what Jewel has done but I’ve never cared for her Christmas album. But the more I think about it, while there are several good Christmas albums, I seem to dislike most of them because they depress me. :X I think one other album I like is ‘Snow Angels’ by Over the Rhine.
My favorite Christmas song is We Three Kings.
Mykal | Nov 19, 2008 | Reply
False! I claim falselessness! Tell the truth now. You have a Cher christmas album. I KNOW YOU DO!!!! haha