Lisa Rinna Defies Shame to Pull Her Down, and it’s Very Sad
I swear I’ve been doing worthwhile TV watching! (Most noteably: Doctor Who series 4!) And while I was tempted not to post anything about Lisa Rinna ever in my life again…I feel she has brought this on herself. I almost need to say nothing about this, all you need is the visual…
Lisa Rinna is sad. ...And I thought we got rid of that pesky racoon problem!
What do you bet some good-hearted citizen gave her some spare change and told her to quietly pack her things and go? Sorry Lisa, I’d sooner honk for Ninjas to outlaw peanut butter. You know those horror movies that do endless remakes and sequels and whatnot, and the killer always comes back and you just get so sick and tired of it that you want to scream and scream and peel your eyelids off just a little? …Yea.
And I haven’t even mentioned how laughable it is that they’re remaking Melrose Place. WHAT THE WHAT?
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kerstin | Mar 29, 2009 | Reply
WOW. I hope I never encounter circumstances in my life that force me to wear a sandwich board. Especially one that encourages people to honk for me.
I wonder if they’re somehow spinning the new Melrose Place off from the new 90210. Just to be thorough in their lack of original ideas.
Does it look like the man next to her that is mostly cropped out of the picture is also wearing a sandwich board? What do you imagine HIS says? Honk for Tony Danza on the new Who’s The Boss? or Throw Paper Clips and Chewing Gum for Richard Dean Anderson on the new MacGyver?
Jessica Rae | Mar 30, 2009 | Reply
Actually, the guy next to her is ‘Ross the intern’ from The Tonight Show. But I felt he was more relevant and important, ergo would distract from crazy-face. Lmao. She is certainly rocking a farmer-ballet-botox look. Or something. And by something, I mean, oh man.
kerstin | Mar 30, 2009 | Reply
I was having fun making up who the other guy was. Thanks for spoiling my fun!
(just kidding. I love you!)
you forgot the “collagen” look.
I actually do feel bad for her. Because I can’t imagine the levels of desperation that would drive one to such lows.