Relive Your Favorite Moments of the 30 Rock Episode “Apollo, Apollo” with SofaChip!

The episode Apollo, Apollo of 30 Rock was, in my awesome opinion, the funniest episode of the season! So let’s revisit some of the funniest moments of the episode. It’s not like you’re doing any work at your desk, anyway.

Jack going over his guest list for his 50th birthday party: Jack: “Don’t wear that thing with the belt.” Liz: “What thing with the belt?  Don’t have up. I have a lot of belted outfits!” (Belts are so out for ‘09)

Tracy Jordan wanting to go to space, and announcing it with a prepared statement where ‘he will not be brief’: “I’m prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow. I wrote that yesterday.”

Dennis discovers he’s a sex addict and re-enters Liz’s life: Dennis: “Hello dummy.” Liz: “Nope, not interested. Have a good life!” (I tell this to telemarketers but they never listen.)

Dennis thinks he’s brainstormed the ultimate idea: Dennis: “One word, coffee. One problem, where do you get it?” Liz: “Anywhere. You get it Anywhere.” (Sweeping hand gestures included!)

Dennis has no problem finding sex: “My (sex addict) support group? It’s lousy with nymphos.”

Jack stays current on Tracy Jordan: “I have a google news alert for ‘Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster’. (So do I. Plus my own name, just for funsies. And ‘in case’… )

Liz Lizses: “Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.” (I swear I’ve never done this.)

Jack looks over his goals: “I’ve hunted the world’s most dangerous game: man. Ahem. Manatee.” (So mean, those sea cows did nothing to you, Jack!)

Dennis diagnoses himself the way all my friends do: “With the help of WEBMD I was recently diagnosed as a sex addict.”

Tracy quotes something famous and eloquent: “I was prepared for the possibility of this meeting!”

Jack hates nerds: “I don’t have friends at NASA. Buncha nerds.” (I know someone who works for NASA. And he’s hot. Okay, it was in a movie. Whatever.)

Jenna knows Liz so well: “Did you do an impression of me? Was it  British?” (Naturally,  it was.)

Jenna has excuses: “Dennis and I were in a very emotional place because of Hurricane Katrina.” (She used that excuse to get out of pet sitting for me.)

Kenneth’s world is full of wonder: “I think I see the world pretty much as everyone else.” (He sees us as muppets. Score!)

Liz tells off Dennis: “Good luck with your fake addiction and your inconveniently located vending machine!” (I wish I could say this to some people, it just flows off the tongue.)

Tracy prepares for his launch: “We told him he had to be blindfolded before the launch to prevent space madness.” (You can get that anywhere.)

Jenna makes an accusation: “These crutches are real everyone. Liz tried to kill me!” (The crutch ‘pointing’ is awesome.)

Tracy launches into space: “Star Wars” (Kenneth makes Ewok noises! I wish my fake entourage for going into space was so awesome.)

Jenna gets angry at Liz: “You’re no longer my plus one to the Canadian grammy’s!” (Does that mean I can go?)

Jenna likes to sing: “Chocolate rainbow is too good for TGS.”

Liz’s chat line commercial is on Youtube: “Call us. In English, German, or Polish.” (1 800 OKFACE!)

And just when you think I’m going to shut up…did you guys see Samantha Who? on Thursday (ABC)? IT WAS SO GOOD!!! Plus, the Big Love finale on HBO!

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