SofaChip’s Advance Review of Weeds: “Su-Su-Sucio”

The third episode of Weeds season 5 is Su-Su-Sucio. Cesar is sick of Nancy. So she has to forfeit Cesar for Sucio, the new ‘goon’.  It seems to me that Nancy is getting used to having a constant companion, though. It’s becoming routine. In fact, Nancy seems to feel that Sucio is the only one in her corner at times. Which, is comical to watch! It’s like he’s part of the family!

Celia is making herself a little too comfortable down in Mexico. Her natural leadership personality comes out, whether she’s running a PTA meeting in suburbia, or you know – a rebel camp. But will her efforts be appreciated?

Andy finally meets Esteban, and well – I really love their interaction. I don’t want to spoil too much for you guys, though. I’ll just dance around, teasing you, until you get to see the episode.

Jill (Jennifer Jason Leigh) arrives to drop Shane off back in Ren Mar. She decides to then stick around for a tiny bit. This stress can’t be good for expectant mother, Nancy. But Jill/Andy/Nancy is fun to watch. So maybe she could just take some Xanax? Or can you not take that when you’re pregnant?

Silas has a new idea, and has decided to partner with Doug for the venture. Can you say “Medical Marijuana Dispensary”? Well, I hope you can also say “Extortion!”

Quotes from Su-Su-Sucio:

“He is comfortable with his man-smell.”

“Exciting. Ransom note.”

“Come on! Obama’s president!”

“I waited until you came. Be grateful.”

“Don’t start with the fucking Korean’s bullshit, bullshit, and more bullshit!”

“Welcome to my pregnancy.”

“Sorry, but I would fucking love to be you.”

“Maybe it’s all the rough sex I’ve been having?”

“I’m thirsty. And afraid to drink the water.”

Misc. Notes to conclude my advance Su-Su-Sucio review:

- One character mentions Etsy! As in Etsy.com, the best website ever for handmade jewelry.

- Home Depot is apparently not a good place to meet guys. I’ll note this! See, I would have thought it’d be a good place to meet guys who can fix stuff – being all manly with muscles! But maybe I’m thinking too much about this…

- Two characters want to start a ‘pot club’.

- No sign of Alanis Morissette yet!

- Sister’s fight. The Price sisters are no exception.

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