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How I Met Your Mother : Ted is Romantic and Britney Spears is Just Plain Awful

Last night’s episode of How I Met Your Mother did what it had to do to get a renewal for next season. Britney Spears was on the show, and the ratings for the show were good. I just wonder if this will backfire. People tuned in to see if Britney would fall over or not (she didn’t). But this was also a chance for the show to gain new fans. And if that was the case - I doubt it worked. The episode was one of the worst ever.

So, in the episode Ted got a crush on his Doctor, Stella. When he thinks he’s going on a date with her, it’s a miscommunication and he ends up being on an outing with her and all of her friends. He also ends up paying for them all. They played a haphazard version of telephone in the theater. It was a little gimmicky.  But, it would be fun to do. So now I have to find a bad movie to see so I can do that. Of course, finding a bad movie shouldn’t be too hard. Zing!

How I Met Your Mother

“Britney Spears was on our show? Oh geez.”

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Sarah Chalke and Britney Spears will be on “How I Met Your Mother” on the 24th

Reports from CBS confirm it, Sarah Chalke will be playing the part Alicia Silverstone was supposed to play on How I Met Your Mother.

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In the episode, Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor), will be going to see a Doctor named Stella to get his tramp stamp removed (the butterfly tattoo). The receptionist, Abby, will develop a crush on him but be hopelessly awkward. That part goes to Britney Spears. The woman Ted likes is his Doctor, played by Sarah Chalke (of Scrubs fame).

If I had to pick between Sarah Chalke and Britney Spears, I would pick Sarah.

Entertainment Weekly says that Barney and Abby originally didn’t have a scene together but they tacked a small one on for them at the end. And there are already rumors that Abby will return again because Britney loved the experience so much. *SHRUG*

The next episode of How I Met Your Mother is on March 24th, 2008.

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Why I’m not in Favor of Britney Spears being on “How I Met Your Mother”

Britney Spears has indeed planned a comeback. It will be on March 24th, on the CBS TV show How I Met Your Mother. This is big on my WTF-o-meter. As a fan of the show, I am against this. Hopefully we will be pleasantly surprised. Read on to see the reasons I am against Britney being on the show.

Britney Spears...oh nozNothing can make me feel more wary and suspicious than Britney Spears returning to TV. I think it’s just bad business. Literally. It’s a bad business move that I think will backfire. Then again, who knows? My crystal ball has gone missing. But my intuition still works.

How I Met Your Mother is a show I don’t want tainted, or to have the quality compromised. Britney has never shown any true acting chops (Crossroads, Will & Grace), so I don’t expect she’ll have anything great to offer us. In fact, we’re lucky the show isn’t taped live, because I know you haven’t forgotten that incoherent, lackluster ‘performance’ of Gimme More (yea…no thanks) she gave at the 2007 MTV Music Video Awards.

I feel bad for her about that. I try to think that maybe she was pressured into doing it when she wasn’t ready. Continued

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Actress Keri Lynn Pratt : Will She Ever Find a TV Home?

Sometimes you see a face on TV and then you see it again, and again, and again. You must then come to the conclusion that you’re going crazy, or that the actor/actress is getting tons of exposure in small bit parts. Such has been the case with Keri Lynn Pratt. You’ve probably seen her on TV, and don’t even realize it. If anyone thought she was stalking you via the TV shows you watch, sorry to burst that bubble. Mostly, I think she just can’t find the right show to join.

Her first role was in the movie Drive Me Crazy, as Dee Vine. (Drive Me Crazy on DVD) It’s a cheesy movie, but kind of fun in the way any 90’s movie can be when nothing else is on TV and you miss the simpler times when only the really rich, popular, kids had cell phones. (Writing about this moving is giving me weird Britney Spears music video flashbacks because her song You Drive Me Crazy was in the movie, and the movie was intertwined with the music video.)

In 2000, Keri Lynn Pratt was on Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I wonder if Melissa Joan Hart got her the role? (She was the leading lady of Drive Me Crazy.) I actually don’t recall seeing Keri Lynn on the show…not that I, uh, watched that show… ahem. If you were a teenage girl back then (or even if you weren’t) you probably watched it, too. Especially if you didn’t have cable, such as was my pitiful plight.

Keri Lynn PrattThe same year, she was on ER, and was in the movie Cruel Intentions 2. The movie was hands-down horrible, but people remember it for a naughty scene she had with a horse. I think those who watched it hoped it would be something like the movie (Cruel Intentions) with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Reese Witherspoon, Selma Blair, and Ryan Phillipe. It wasn’t. Neither was Cruel Intentions 3. I watched it, just to make sure.

The year 2001 brought her a role on That 70’s Show. One year after that she was the main lead of a TV show called Class 0f ‘06. Unfortunately, the pilot never aired. (Apparently it was really bad.)

Bouncing back, Keri Lynn had a role in America’s Sweethearts, which was actually not a great movie, despite the A-list cast. But I watched it twice, because Julia Roberts and John Cusack are amazing.

She went on to be in a TV movie with Jennifer Beals called They Shoot Divas, Don’t They? (They Shoot Divas, Don’t They? on DVD) I remember seeing this on TV and trying to make two of my college friends watch it, but they didn’t like guilty-pleasure TV movies the way I do. Sigh! Continued

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Family Ties That Bind the Spears

Jamie Lynn SpearsIt has to be commented on here. You didn’t think I’d actually ignore this story, did you?

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16 year old sister of Britney has announced she is pregnant by a 19 year old from Mississippi. This is a girl who is in the public eye not just because of her famous sister, but also as the star of Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101. The baby’s father is 19 and reportedly a pipe-fitter, and there is no word on how it was he came to meet the younger Spears. Reportedly, he’s a very shy young man and was not looking to be in the public eye at all. The word is that Spears is going to keep the baby and bring him/her back to Louisiana, her home state, to raise, and that she and the baby’s father are no longer in a relationship together.

The news has caused Spears’ mother to delay the release of a book she is writing on parenting. Let’s review … Britney Spears married for the first time in Las Vegas to a childhood friend. No one could figure out where this was coming from, and 55 hours later, the marriage was annulled. Her second marriage was to dancer Kevin Federline, and after filming a reality show together of themselves as newlyweds, they quickly had two children together. Before the younger child was even a few months old, his parents were separated.

If the story would have ended there it would have been fine, but it just continued to get more and more weird. Spears was seen hitting the night spots with pal Paris Hilton, caught in embarrassing positions without panties, seen drunk, having her baby in his car seat facing the wrong way, and eventually was found getting a tattoo with a shaved head, before entering herself into drug rehab. It was very clear there was something terribly wrong. Federline fought and won custody of his two sons, while Spears tried to make a comeback, but received terrible reviews after an awkward performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. She then was involved in a hit and run, facing jail time.

So why is it Spears’ mother feels she is expert enough at parenting to write a book? Not that I’m trashing her or anything, as parenting is definitely the most difficult thing I’ve ever done, but then again, I recognize my mistakes and don’t feel I should be writing a parenting book. You have to look at the connection that both of her daughters seek out male attention in an overt way, like there’s something missing. And on top of this, Britney was estranged from her mother for some time, so why is she a parenting expert? Again, I’m not trashing anyone, as it’s not like these things happening to her daughters, or the fact that they’re estranged, means she’s a bad mother or anything. Yet, why do they make her an expert?

And, of course, the other side of the issue here is the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears is a star on a television show for kids. There are probably many questioning whether she should continue in this role when in her personal life she will be an unwed teenaged mother. I think it all depends on the choices she makes, unlike the bad ones her older sister seems to perpetually make. If she does the right thing by the child, taking care of the baby, either herself or by giving the child up, either way, as long as the child is cared for properly, that’s the first way she can still be a good role model. The other would be to speak out to young teenage girls and address some of her mistakes, teaching them about using protection against STDs and unwanted pregnancies. Then, she would still be a good role model. As for the father, what are the rules for statutory rape in Mississippi?

The same goes for her more famous sister. Had Britney left Kevin Federline and addressed her issues at that point, telling girls they don’t have to have a man in their lives to make them happy, and that she would now be taking care of her sons, as that was her primary responsibility, instead of going on a long partying binge, she could have still maintained her role as America’s Sweetheart.

The ball’s in Jamie Lynn’s hands. What’s her next move going to be? A good or bad decision?

Comments on the Spears’ sisters? Email me at LauraBelle@sofachip.com.

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