All Entries Tagged With: "Denise Richards"

Making The Office More Feasible with Hello Kitty

How was your Memorial day? No, wait. I don’t care! I’m too busy recovering from mine where I ate canapes on a yacht while chatting with Gwyneth and Angelina.

Moving on, I came across a highly disturbing and mentally distressing post on Videogum.com. The writer, Gabe, states why he thinks The Office isn’t realistic. This argument centers on the idea of how a documentary crew could get away with filming all of this, and none of the people on ‘the show’ would ever get annoyed at being exploited like that. (Then again, don’t people often look like idiots on reality TV shows?) That’s fair enough. It you want to play it boring!

We do have to suspend belief for certain shows. But we can also help our shows along. I asked myself: How could it make sense? I channeled my wonky inner-genius and decided that the documentary crew could have told everyone they were filming that they had to get X amount of footage before they aired the show. Normally a reality show only films, at most, one season in advance (and probably not even that). So as for why four seasons would need to be aired, well…Sshhhhut it! Now, meanwhile, the show actually would be airing, but only in Japan.

This would give us a wonderful episode where Michael Scott would go on vacation to Japan and he’s treated royally, like a celebrity. He’d be signing autographs, and people would actually laugh ‘at his jokes’ (read: at him). He’d come back announcing how wonderful Japanese people and their culture are. The next party they have would have a Hello Kitty theme! People could wear California Roll bracelets, Mini Sushi bracelets, and Geisha Girl rings. Sounds yummy and fun. (Can you believe I’ve only had Sushi a couple times? Augh!)

I got a peek at Michael’s monitor and you’ll be crazy-surprised to see what was on there. Click after the jump and scroll down to see.

Now, I believe some of you want some answers to recent trivia.

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Test Those Ever Important Pop Culture Mind Muscles: Guess this movie with a TV cast!

In honor of Memorial Day, it’s time to play a game. Try to guess what movie I’m talking about while I describe four of the actors/actresses that were in the movie. Okay? Ready, steady, go!

1. Currently I have a TV show on FX. I married someone I met on a movie set. I was almost one of the Desperate Housewives. I’ve been in a movie with Jim Carrey and in another with Adam Sandler. I was on a popular NBC sitcom that ended in 2004. …Who am I?

(This segue is going to rock.)

2. In 2004 I got a job playing a doctor on TV. Leonardo DiCaprio’s onscreen lover with red hair went blonde (not Kate Winslet - the other one) and short to be mod with me. One of my costars plays a Christian man who has an Australian accent …Who am I?

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Gossip and News from Around the Blogosphere

When Mischa Barton was arrested in December of 2007, I wrote a post here where I very strongly came out against what I saw her fans were writing. That is, they were downplaying the entire thing. They weren’t just giving her privacy or respect, they were making justifications for what she’d done. Finally, the outcome of that night has been revealed, which you can read about at Celeb Monkey. Mischa is probably pretty pleased.

In news far more important than anything else ever, Taylors Entertainment News says that he of the hard to spell name, Milo Ventimiglia, was recently shopping for a snowboard.

Gabby Babble has posted more reasons (cause I already have tons) to really dislike Denise Richards. She says her kids have to be in her reality show because she’s hoping that the kids will help get her some pity love. Oh wait, she didn’t say that.

Man, I know Monday’s are supposed to be the worst day of the week, but it’s Tuesday and I feel like today is totally blah-worthy. I am tempted to crawl into bed right now. There is nothing good on TV tonight which is depressing.

Image from starpulse.com

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