All Entries Tagged With: "Mary-Kate Olsen"
Hayden Panettiere as a Paper Doll
Dear Hayden,
I really wish you hadn’t cut your hair, but you’re still ten shades of awesome. I mean it. But let’s talk fashion. The theme I have is: You Can Do Better Than That. Listen, your outfit here isn’t ugly or horrible or anything, but it isn’t the most flattering thing you’ve ever worn. You’re [...]
The Olsen Twins Annoy My Eyes
Oh, Olsen twins – I have so many extensive problems with this picture of you two. Where do I even start? I think it’s Mary-Kate on the left, even though it’s usually Ashley with the blonder hair.
Mary-Kate, now you know that we’ve already talked about having you dress better. I was serious about that. But [...]
Dressing Mary-Kate Olsen, ‘Cause Someone Has To!
“I’m sorry, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick.” – Austin Powers
Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t look like she was beaten with an ugly stick in the face or anything, it’s just her taste in clothing that well, as I said previously – makes her [...]
Money Can’t Buy Mary-Kate Olsen A Lick of Fashion Sense
Here is a celebrity specimen to make us scratch our heads. It is Mary-Kate Olsen on the red carpet at the New Yorkers for Children event entitled New Year’s in April: A Fool’s Fete. Mary-Kate is ready to help children, bravo. But for her weird April-is-New-Years resolution, did she decide to dress without mirrors, yet [...]
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