All Entries Tagged With: "Miley Cyrus"

Ways to Annoy Dr. Gregory House: A Memo

 
To: “Princeston-Plainsboro Hospital Staff and Board”

CC: “Dr. Lisa Cuddy”
From: Anonymous
Subject: Something has to be done!
My Dear fellow coworkers,
We have a Doctor here that needs no more introduction than as being the most foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, rude and hostile person in the employ of this hospital. If I knew more words for how horrible he was, I [...]

The Jonas Brothers: 70’s Porn Hair Has Never Been So Insulted

“Okay, am I the only one who doesn’t get the whole Jonas Brothers thing? Why are people falling all over themselves about them? One looks very much like a mole and the other has 70’s porn hair!!! The other is fairly attractive, yes, but what’s with those damn skinny jeans that they [...]

The Miley Cyrus Fiasco is Actually a Genius Plan

So, I know you are ALL WAITING to hear what I, Jessica Rae, have to say about this Miley Cyrus fiasco. Hmm… QUESTION: Is it really a fiasco for her? I think this is a very carefully laid-out plan! I don’t know if you can understand the genius of this plan, so I will lay [...]

The Summer “Toyota Concert Series on TODAY” Schedule

The “Toyota Concert Series on TODAY” will be continuing the tradition of summer concerts on Friday’s. If you don’t know anything about this, then you must not be an early bird since this is the 13th year they’ve been doing this. Of course, I’m not an early bird so I am glad to [...]

Miley Steps Out On the Town

Miley Cyrus stepped out on January 6th to go to Morton Steakhouse. Having trouble figuring out which one she is? She’s the one on the right, in the red dress.
Did she clone herself? It’s not like she wouldn’t have valid reasons. She’s probably working harder than half the people over 30.
The dress isn’t all that [...]