All Entries Tagged With: "Paris Hilton"
Paris Hilton Wears a Hat Even SJP Would Say WTF To
Dear Paris,
Sarah Jessica Parker can pull off crazy hats and make them look ten shades of fabulous. Do you want to chance a guess at how people think you look in a crazy hat? (Hint, it rhymes with lazy – which I’m told you are.) Crraaaazzzyyy. Yup. The fact that it looks hopelessly tacky doesn’t [...]
I Don’t Like Grey’s Anatomy, and I Don’t Want to be Nicole Richie
I severely don’t like Grey’s Anatomy. However, I have seen bits and pieces – enough to reference it in a jaded and cynical manner, as well as really dislike all of the characters. And that’s all that counts.
Here is super exclusive access to part of an AIM conversation I had today:
Jessica: my brain hurts, can [...]
Paris Hilton Confesses Her New MTV Show is a Fraud
Paris Hilton on Letterman Thursday night was funny. And I don’t mean she was, I mean the segment was – because Letterman is a master of making fun of her without her hardly even noticing.
On the show, she probably scared her boyfriend half to death when she basically said she wants to marry him (unless [...]
Paris Hilton Wants a New BFF
Pledge the ultimate sorority. The sorority of Paris Hilton. You can audition and be on an MTV reality show whose aim is to find Paris a BFF. The show is called Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. Read on for more.
I’m sort of stunned as to what to say. I mean, I guess it will be [...]
“My name is Paris. His name is Earl. …That name is not hot, ew.”
Paris Hilton has landed a spot on NBC’s My Name is Earl. She will be playing herself, in a dream sequence. Who would be dreaming about her? They’re talking about a nightmare, right? She is pretty terrifying.
It’s no surprise that Paris will be playing herself. Even when she’s cast as a character with another name, [...]
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