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Making The Office More Feasible with Hello Kitty

How was your Memorial day? No, wait. I don’t care! I’m too busy recovering from mine where I ate canapes on a yacht while chatting with Gwyneth and Angelina.

Moving on, I came across a highly disturbing and mentally distressing post on Videogum.com. The writer, Gabe, states why he thinks The Office isn’t realistic. This argument centers on the idea of how a documentary crew could get away with filming all of this, and none of the people on ‘the show’ would ever get annoyed at being exploited like that. (Then again, don’t people often look like idiots on reality TV shows?) That’s fair enough. It you want to play it boring!

We do have to suspend belief for certain shows. But we can also help our shows along. I asked myself: How could it make sense? I channeled my wonky inner-genius and decided that the documentary crew could have told everyone they were filming that they had to get X amount of footage before they aired the show. Normally a reality show only films, at most, one season in advance (and probably not even that). So as for why four seasons would need to be aired, well…Sshhhhut it! Now, meanwhile, the show actually would be airing, but only in Japan.

This would give us a wonderful episode where Michael Scott would go on vacation to Japan and he’s treated royally, like a celebrity. He’d be signing autographs, and people would actually laugh ‘at his jokes’ (read: at him). He’d come back announcing how wonderful Japanese people and their culture are. The next party they have would have a Hello Kitty theme! People could wear California Roll bracelets, Mini Sushi bracelets, and Geisha Girl rings. Sounds yummy and fun. (Can you believe I’ve only had Sushi a couple times? Augh!)

I got a peek at Michael’s monitor and you’ll be crazy-surprised to see what was on there. Click after the jump and scroll down to see.

Now, I believe some of you want some answers to recent trivia.

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